Draco malfoy

LITERAL DADDY. PERIOD.

Person 1: who is Draco malfoy 😐
Person 2: daddy 😏

by keiramalfoy January 1, 2021

draco malfoy

ugly mf who should drink poo

person 1: do u like draco malfoy or dicaprio better
dicaprihoe 1: leonardo dicaprio ofc

by dumb.skittle January 2, 2021

Draco Malfoy

A sexy mother fucker, the best fictional character alive, such a segsy beast

Omg he is such a Draco Malfoy.

by dracomalfoyissexy January 3, 2021

Malfoy Manor

A giant mansion where Draco ( my boyfriend not yours) lives with his mother and father ( Lucias and Narcissa). It's a popular death eaters meeting point. It is situated in the country side. (Fuck you Lucias.)

Me:I had sex with Draco at Malfoy Manor
Lucias: *spits out drink*
Narcissa: ...
Voldemort: ...
Every death eater: ...
Draco: *blushes bc he's very embarrassed*
Me: I don't why I said that
Me: slowly dies inside

by anonymous January 4, 2021

Draco Malfoy

A type of ferret that always stays with their father and tells their father about everything

"wow that's a cute Draco Malfoy. What's it's name?"

by Rem Mantawil January 19, 2021

scorpious malfoy

Scorpius malfoy is a fictional harry potter character in the cursed child son of draco malfoy character in all the harry potter movies and books.

I love scorpious malfoy in harry potter

by chrqvspp fan January 26, 2021

Draco Malfoy

Gross boy played by a transphobic musty man 😩

Friend: I love draco malfoy
Me: I will punch you in the face

by ihatebroccoli March 6, 2021