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Too Mainstream

Catchphrase used by pretentious douches to disregard anything slightly popular in an effort to feel unique and relevant while royally failing at both.
X: This song is good!
Y: It was good before everyone knew about it, now it's too mainstream.
X: Whatever.
by Tsukinckney June 11, 2011
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Mainstream Pop

95% of it is shit. It takes the old pop genre, and shits it down a drain. This kind of "music" is aimed at the target audiences of teens and kids who don't appreciate other kinds of musics.

To a mainstream pop fan, anything that contains yelling or screaming is for emos who "cry in teh corner whill we give boys a head".

If you hear mainstream pop being played, destroy the device playing it and you'll save your sanity.
Justin Bieber - All of his songs
Lady Gaga - Again, all of her songs,
Jonas Brothers - Wannabe "rock" stars who plays pop "rock". Has NOTHING to do with actual rock or alternative rock.

ALL of those are mainstream pop
by Archer250 January 1, 2012
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marnus

marnus (n): a person who has mildly embarrassed themselves, especially through an act of stupidity; a fool (affectionate)

marnused (v): to have mildly embarrassed oneself through a minor act of studity; to have been burned or pwned.
"I totally marnused myself when I tried to chat up that girl without realising she was a lesbian."
by Russell Brown October 17, 2006
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mainstream

A term used to describe when a "underground" genre of musical expression has been fully embraced by the public media through aggressive advertising (aka MTV). Following this phase, the style begins to rapidly plummet in popularity while the ravenous leeches and posers choose to find a new fad to gnaw upon.

During the "Golden Years" of a mainstream topic, the genre recieves praise in record numbers, often represented by record numbers of identity-free morons with nothing to make themselves "stand out". It gains brief immortality during this phase, with not enough love, and not enough hate to dislodge it.

Only when the "haters" prevail in larger numbers in proportion to fans will the death sentence of a genre be finalized.
Rap music still hasn't died because for a decade, it has worked secretly to poison the urban population with wife-beating lyrics and brain-damaging rhythmes, making a permanantly imprint on the inner-city folk.

Very devilish plan indeed...
by Chang Tan May 16, 2005
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your-age-minus-seven-times-two

Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.
Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.
by DoesNotExist October 26, 2009
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MANUSTUPRATION

a legitimate, fancy word for experiencing an autoerotic experience; the linguistic cousin, and synonym, of 'masturbation.'
Urban Legend has it that indulging in repeated acts of manustupration will invariably lead to blindness and insanity. Shit, the ol' lady went blind at 6, and has been loonier than a bed bug in heat ever since.
by weave September 15, 2003
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Mains

A word many teenage girls use on social media. The word mains is a reference to their 'main' friends.
Girl on facebook : Mains Tagged
by fldmouse February 14, 2015
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