"Mailman" is a sexual term used when the passenger (a man) receives road head from the (usually) female driver. The man must take control of the steering wheel while the woman does her business.
John: Hey honey, I feel like pulling a Mailman
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
by sean sean June 9, 2007
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When somebody is so excited about something they write a really long e-mail about it with lots of exclamation points
When somebody is so excited about something they write a really long e-mail about it with lots of exclamation points
by Celebunny June 17, 2010
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(girl walks in the door) "honey is that you?, i cant see from under this avalanche of mail, MAILVALANCHE!!!"
by take$ December 21, 2010
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Noun \ˈmā-nē-ˌak\
1 - A resident of Maine.
2 - A resident of Maine driving in Massachusetts at a VERY high rate of speed.
3 - A resident of Maine driving ANYWHERE in the continental United States at a VERY high rate of speed.
1 - A resident of Maine.
2 - A resident of Maine driving in Massachusetts at a VERY high rate of speed.
3 - A resident of Maine driving ANYWHERE in the continental United States at a VERY high rate of speed.
How to call someone a MAINEack:
"Look at this MAINEack, I'm doin' 90 and this kid passes me like I'm standing still. That's wickid ahhsome kid!"
"Wahtch out kid, thah's a MAINEack closing in on us wickid fast."
A MAINEack in action:
"Jesus Mary and Joseph, it's gettin wicked late and I need to get to Glostah by nine 'o' clawk to pick up some Lobstah befah... OH Gahd damn it! Keep right n pass left yah frickin MASSHOLE! Frickin masshole keeps speeding up to 85 when there's no frickin traffic, then slows down to 60 frickin miles an owah in the left lane. I'll show him nawt to fuck with Mainers!!! To the breakdown lane, ready the nitrus!"
"Look at this MAINEack, I'm doin' 90 and this kid passes me like I'm standing still. That's wickid ahhsome kid!"
"Wahtch out kid, thah's a MAINEack closing in on us wickid fast."
A MAINEack in action:
"Jesus Mary and Joseph, it's gettin wicked late and I need to get to Glostah by nine 'o' clawk to pick up some Lobstah befah... OH Gahd damn it! Keep right n pass left yah frickin MASSHOLE! Frickin masshole keeps speeding up to 85 when there's no frickin traffic, then slows down to 60 frickin miles an owah in the left lane. I'll show him nawt to fuck with Mainers!!! To the breakdown lane, ready the nitrus!"
by Sly Barker February 14, 2014
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The Mailani solar system is an old tale about the most gorgeous woman on earth, the system was named after her and her mesmerizing beauty. An alien once abducted a boy named Tim and Tim showed the alien a picture of Mailani and the alien was in Awe. The next morning (in galactic hours) the alien showed this picture to the universes leader and he decided she was the most beautiful and stunning woman in the universe so he named the most gorgeous solar system he could find after her. And till this day and forever in history she will be the most gorgeous woman to have ever been known in the galaxy.
The Mailani solar system is an old tale about the most gorgeous woman on earth, the system was named after her and her mesmerizing beauty. An alien once abducted a boy named Tim and Tim showed the alien a picture of Mailani and the alien was in Awe. The next morning (in galactic hours) the alien showed this picture to the universes leader and he decided she was the most beautiful and stunning woman in the universe so he named the most gorgeous solar system he could find after her. And till this day and forever in history she will be the most gorgeous woman to have ever been known in the galaxy.
The Mailani solar system is so amazing!!
Have you seen the Mailani solar system?? I heard it’s named after the most gorgeous girl ever !!!!
Have you seen the Mailani solar system?? I heard it’s named after the most gorgeous girl ever !!!!
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