Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass

I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

Bone magician

He who controls the bones is considered a bone magician.

I wanted to be a spectacular necromancer but everyone calls me a lousy bone magician.

by YeastyBoy October 19, 2020

Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars

Jake is such a Bullshit Magician

by Youxoli October 25, 2020

Move-Magician

An expert at relocation, ready and willing to help a client with whatever they may need.

A singular point of contact; focused on being a client's champion, from start to finish, during a long distance move.

Makes moving magical.

Containerize-it has a team of Move-magicians that made my relocation so easy!

Nicole from Containerize-it is a Move-magician!

by Hi27898 April 25, 2021

Raunchy Magician

the raunchy magician as an inadvertent sex act where, when looking for an item (ahem) “inside” someone you find a second, unexpected item an ask “Is THIS your card?”

I pulled a Raunchy Magician last night, found a set of ben wa balls while looking for a dildo that slipped outta my hand

by Chancellor Rodriguez January 4, 2022

Cloaking magicians

To be so covert, one must ascertain that they must be a drapery with magicians behind it that hide themselves with quenc (quantum encryption) in the unknown matrix (our 3d world). They do this through scalar waves. Magicians basically, with technology only a girl could dream for...

And then out of nowhere the shadows on the wall asked me to polish his gun...
I blew a spitball at the cloaking magicians and poof... The shadow dissipated. What happened??!?

by Cyanora January 16, 2022

meatball magician

a hoe that can make you and your homie's testicles dissappear with zero effort

"aashia scott was an amazing meatball magician, she made both of my white balls disappear without any hassle!"

"damn aa'shia, the way u swallowed those nuts, I would've thought you majored in being a meatball magician at college!!"

by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022