Dark Magician Software

code that is completely open sourced but is extremely complex and provides no documentation, making it incredibly hard for people to understand how it works and borderline impossible to improve or add further functionality to it

Engineer 1: "Hey, did you check that new pull request I put up?"
Engineer 2: "I didn't because I don't look at your repo. I can't understand half of that at a glance."
Engineer 1: "At a glance? You kids and your 'comments'... can't you just read the code?"
Enginner 2: "Yeah, like I'd spend two full nights reading your fucking dark magician software. I hope you get fired."

by shodanTLTWB November 17, 2025

Magician

Someone who keeps his virginity for 30 years or more than 30 years.

And there is an internship period

A Japanese manga series was named Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!

I am now 28, and in the period of a two-year internship as a magician. But I can end it at any time.

by 25yomagician July 10, 2024

magician pocket

The act of putting a rabbit in your partners anus then pulling it out and yelling abra kabara

Andrew:Dude I feel Houdini I pulled a rabbit out of Tonya’s ass last night and we both yelled abra kadra .

Dominique : dude you gave her a magician pocket!!!!

by Dudehassardous993 June 21, 2024

magician in the kitchen

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

by A person who is good at cookin March 2, 2017

Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass

I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018