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movie magic

The ability of characters in movies to wake up after a long night a drunken sex and have perfect makeup, fully made hair, clean skin, fresh breath, and flawless composure.

Can be observed in a great deal of movies, television series, and short films.
There is no way she could look like that after sex, it's just...NOT POSSIBLE!

Dude, calm down, it's not real, it's movie magic okay?
by David Hawaii June 14, 2007
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Movie Spoon

A friend you harmlessly cuddle with while watching movies and sports
Want to movie spoon later?

I am going to Bobby's house tonight we have a movie spoon date
by Audrey Van January 5, 2011
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movie screen

When you stretch your scrotum and pull it in a rectangular fashion so as to look like a movie screen. If done in the middle of the day, you can call it a matinee.
While typing at the computer, I looked over and saw him giving me the movie screen, saying "hey, want to watch a movie? It's 3pm, time for the bargain matinee."
by Nick Stach June 11, 2006
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Movie Victim

A Movie Victim is mostly an oblivious girl, sometimes a guy, that gets invited over to watch a movie only to be seduced into having sex.
'Yeah, I invited her over last night to watch Borat.'

'Oh you had another Movie Victim?
by jusfunky May 15, 2007
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movie jacker

You know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with glasses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids' film. His mission there is to jack it during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids' film. Surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.
Me and YK went to see TMNT last Friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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movie booty

when you get booty during a movie, like a booty call in a movie theater.
Person #1: How was the movie last night?
Person #2: I didn't pay attention. I was getting "movie booty."
by my friend darrell December 30, 2008
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movie ripping

The art of injecting movie quotations into everyday dialog, especially when you answer someone's question with an exact line from a movie; especially fun when the answer can potentially irritate someone OR you feel the other person can converse back with more movie quotes
Boss: "Does anyone have something for a headache?"
Movie-Ripper: "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."*

*= direct quotation from "Animal House"; perfect example of movie ripping

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Friend: "I can't get this thing to work...is it broken?"
Movie-Ripper: "Screws fall out all the time...the world is an imperfect place."*

*= direct quotation from "The Breakfast Club"

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Dude: "Did you see that chick?"
Movie-Ripper: "Why? Was she big through the hips - rrrroooomy?"*
Dude: (laughing) "I guess it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again..."*

*= direct quotations from "The Silence of the Lambs"
by Di~Diabolical June 3, 2011
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