Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.

Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY

by LazyGamer7224 June 26, 2023

Pussy Monopoly

The act of being so uncool that you are sarcastically accused of owning all the pussy in that proximity. This can be used in many instances, shitty outfits, shitty vehicles, vaping, ordering fajitas, backing into parking spaces..

(Watches someone holding up traffic so they back their F350 into a spot at Outback Steakhouse) Hey this dude has a pussy monopoly, save some for the rest of us!

by BigDaddyRy October 19, 2023

gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.

Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.

by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010

Monopoly

A long ass sadistic game that only causes misery and pain to all who are forced to play. A literal friendship breaker that possibly was created by Satan.

Monopoly is like a old, wooden dildo. It's long, hard, and uncomfortable to use with friends.

by Vaaazhazzafa June 26, 2016

Monopoly

When a person is on some games!

Angelika: “On some monopoly type shit your fr fr playing games”
Malik: *laughs*

by Annegelickuh May 18, 2020

monopoly

a word used in place of sexual intercourse. often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.
we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

by .yki November 17, 2019

monopoly nut

When you have a line of girls in front of you with money on each of them and what ever number you get on the dice role you nut on the girl and take the money

Bro, was playing a game of monopoly nut yesterday and I won 100 bucks!

by Oof lord September 30, 2017