I’m a Mixer.
by Somelonelykid May 20, 2018
A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.
Amy: What’s up?
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Tea Mixers are that part of the fandom that always spills tea and they are active in the Drama. They are more careful with words than Petty Mixers. They hate Cupcake Mixers but we cant blame them even PopCorn Mixers hate Cupcakes
by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018
the gathering of those who have contracted H1N1 with those who have not yet contracted H1N1 in hopes of getting the mild strain to prevent future infection of a more serious strain.
" Yo man i haven't had the swine yet but i kinda want to get it over wit. Wanna go to Dave's swine mixer he's havin' next week?"
by Intelichick November 18, 2009
When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
by Niggarific1 August 02, 2023
When there's drama they are settled with the Pop Corn ready to watch. They are never active in the drama but they always know whats going on. They just like to sit back and watch. They also hate Cupcake Mixers
PopCorn Mixers are so quiet
by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018
The Slovenian Mixer is when you piss in a girl's gaping asshole and then drop a load into that and then proceed to combine the piss with your pieces of chunky poo and drink the mixture like a soup. You can also use cum if you don't have any piss saved up or if you feel extra edgy. Please note this won't work if your shit is creamy.
It took a lot of convincing, but Jessica finally let me give her a Slovenian Mixer last night. I still have some saved in a glass!
by stereotypicallama June 27, 2024