"Alyna is Grumpious Maximus"
by Keith Miller CSH March 21, 2010
A Tatus maximus is a heroic legendary beast
that commonly roams the country of wales
It has the largest dick of any mammal
know to man
It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard
that commonly roams the country of wales
It has the largest dick of any mammal
know to man
It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard
One guy: dude i was fucking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that
by Junglebook kid December 30, 2010
by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 06, 2011
by Guamily February 25, 2009
In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.
In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.
by tha malcontent August 03, 2006
by Tusitala August 17, 2009
Previously thought to have mutated from the Treponema pallidum bactirium it has recently been uncovered that Syphilis saw its genesis in the anius of John Tomlinson after ass to ass homosexual contact with a one night stand he picked up from Legends gay club Raleigh NC, therefore John IS "Syphilis Maximus"
by JDMerk September 29, 2006