Maria as a huge dick, she is nice but if you piss her off she will tell you to fuck off, she loves R6 and weed and she has huge hanging balls
by Dontknowwhoknows November 24, 2021
Maria is a sexy, hot and beautiful girl who is the funniest and smartest person you will ever meet she is so special and different in the best way ever! she is a bit shy in some situations and very laud in other but that is a part of what makes her so cute <3 she has great style and has amazing hair! Everyone loves Maria! including me!!! I love you Maria
Maria has a nice butt;)
Maria has a nice butt;)
Boy: i wish maria was my girlfriend she is so hot and sweet!
Other boy: Same:(
Boy: She is mine:(
Me: bitch she is my girlfriend she shhhhhh;)<333
Other boy: Same:(
Boy: She is mine:(
Me: bitch she is my girlfriend she shhhhhh;)<333
by rnjdsheQQQQQQQQFD February 26, 2018
by monkeyzrule February 28, 2012
An absolutely beautiful Spanish girl, who likes a sexy American boy named Ethan. Very smart. Has the face of an angel, and eyes designed by God himself.
by Ethan Rice January 09, 2009
A Maria is a shorter then normal person that is usually under 5'0", she is a crazy Mexican when needed, she will show you a good time in more ways then one, but don't get on her bad side cause she will pull out her machete faster then Speedy Gonzales!! Her Smile, Personality, Charm, Selflessness are out of this world and her Strength is Stronger then the Machete she packs. She likes them BIG Chorizo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She wears her heart on her sleeve, and is a loyal person and a outstanding friend and will do anything for the ones she loves. She ain't no snitch, and is a ride or die one of a kind all around amazing person,
Man you seen Maria?!? she is one HOT TAMALE !
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!
by MecheteQueen June 07, 2019
A girl that is very wild and spontaneous. She can be awkward sometimes and very weird. Maria will straight out tell the world who she has a crush on. She can see straight through people who are feeling sad or angry. Maria loves all of her friends and family. She has a very casual and sporty style and hates fake people. She doesn’t wear makeup or dresses but she may dress formal for certain events. She gets very confused of whom she loves, but she truly likes only one person. Never let a Maria go.
by MrFabulousSpideyMan August 07, 2020
She is an awesome mom, cuz she my mom, and she always making jokes to make everyone feel better. However, unlike the other definitions, I don’t think my mom is a big flirt at all, or someone who seduces every man who looks at her.....
by nadyyyyyyyyyyy April 30, 2019