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M is a Fritz Lang film released in 1931. It is believed to be potray serial killer Peter Kurten. It is set in Berlin. The killer kills children and leads the police and whole town on a pain-staking chase.
by Gohn Gardenza January 1, 2009
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M&M Duels

Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.

I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.

Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.

When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ

They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.

This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.

There can only be one champion.
Tara: "What the hell are you doing, Kaele?"
Kaele: "M&M Duels of course!"
Tara: "... Can I watch??"
Kaele: >:D
by ObbyKaele March 19, 2009
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M&M

rapper eminem's old stage name, in rap battles from when he was 12- 14 yrs old, as seen in the movie 8 Mile
next we hav M&M against Lil Doc. could M&M come to the stage
by eminemforever January 10, 2011
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a/m

OMG look at blah's new a/m!
by EYIN! August 26, 2006
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m&m

wow, he sounds like a M&M!
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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m=m

M=M means Meth And Math Are Equal. It's when you're teacher says "We're Doing Math" but you're actually doing meth. It's not your fault that your teacher smokes. M=M is like saying that you're teacher is saying the truth but their not. DON'T TRUST TEACHERS!
Kids, What Does M=M Mean? *they all scream Meth And Math Are Equal*. LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!
by Whiteamuiian September 19, 2016
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m&m

Not a chocolate candy, it’s a cute ship between Mark and Mikayla. It’s called m&m because both their names start with the letter M. m&m would like to keep this a secret and to not let anyone know other than their close friends.
Hey look, it’s m&m.
Omygosh they’re so cute.
by ¿ ? January 1, 2019
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