On a stag weekend in Prague Skadger Layland thought the czech lovely he was poppin asked him to whip his johnny off and jizz on her. When he obliged she screamed and ran off.
I was humpin this bird the other night and I pulled a Layland, she was not impressed, it took hours to get the spunk out of her hair
by British Bobsleigh Team January 28, 2005
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Have You Been 2 Llangollen??
Home Of The Chavs? Except about 5people?? :P
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Home Of The Chavs? Except about 5people?? :P
Thats The One.. NShite Place Aint It
by TheOne+Only January 12, 2009
Get the Llangollen mug."Cah'la-day-E'on'tah" is Spanish. meaning literally,"Face of a tire" , or a black person, a "maiete" a "negro" sometimes a hybrid phrase is used like "llanta-face",meaning tire-face. basically it's a durogatory word mostly used by mexicans to express their hatred and jealousy toward a minority.most likely rooted in freudian, phallus envy.
"Ay Casper, look at that cara-de-llanta over there ,talkin' to Flaco's ol' lady we should tell him that his ruca is boning a maiete."
"Reeeelee , she's fuckin' a nigger?","thas crazie ay" ,"flaco's a fool"
"Reeeelee , she's fuckin' a nigger?","thas crazie ay" ,"flaco's a fool"
by i811st August 19, 2009
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Typed LOLanguage:
SallyChr01393: OMG, did you see how Drew dropped his tray at lunch today?
JESSI97Grrl: ROFL! Talk about a FISH STICK FAIL
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"You ready watch that new Demetri Martin special?"
"Yeah man, let me just grab my lollerskates and I'll be there!"
SallyChr01393: OMG, did you see how Drew dropped his tray at lunch today?
JESSI97Grrl: ROFL! Talk about a FISH STICK FAIL
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"You ready watch that new Demetri Martin special?"
"Yeah man, let me just grab my lollerskates and I'll be there!"
by Rawxome May 7, 2009
Get the LOLanguage mug.A horrible little troll that lives deep, deep down under a bridge. He believes that by going under this bridge and scaring the person across from him would be funny. But It wasn't funny, not at all. In fact Leland retreats with his apple core, hoping someone will like him. He looks over to his only friend, alex, who now hates Leyland for his actions and leaves him forever. Currently leland lives with his mother down in the crevasses of hell, hoping one day, The ChauvinOne will save him.
by Chauvinone February 12, 2014
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A small village on the west coast of wales.
The people who live in llangranog all only do one thing, take pictures of their loving village and put them on social media commonly quoting 'best place on earth'. When everyone knows its not.
A small village on the west coast of wales.
The people who live in llangranog all only do one thing, take pictures of their loving village and put them on social media commonly quoting 'best place on earth'. When everyone knows its not.
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