lotion wars

having open your lotion from bath and body works, and squirting it at your bud.

Cierra blasted me with her lotion during lotion wars.

by redk103413 June 6, 2018

Lotion

When a persons of skin color a negro is turning white ashy

Person 1. Yo my arms and hands r ashy got any lotion

Person 2. Hell yea I got you bro

by CLutChGxD21 May 14, 2018

Lotion

Verb: The act of applying a skin moistening concoction.

Noun: lōsh, to lōsh

Barbara: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?"
Clementine: "I'm lotion, dumbass."
Barbara: "Well, when your done pass the lōsh over to me. My lady lips are dry AF."

by whichoneofuflatfootsstolemylol November 28, 2019

Grown folk lotion

When someone uses baby lotion and they not a baby tell them to use some grown folk lotion.

What lotion you use

Baby lotion

Girl you better get you some grown folk lotion

by Jalissabowers September 11, 2019

big baby lotion

Jayson Hariston sometimes Justin.

Big Baby Lotion got girls.

by Sab´vea June 7, 2017

Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018

street lotion

A thin film that covers paved surfaces in urban areas and makes them slightly darker and somewhat slippery. Found with greater frequency near dumpsters and in front of restaurants that serve greasy food.

Due to not having alleys and piling their garbage on sidewalks NYC has a greater prevalence of street lotion as compared to other US cities.

by Farsidekid00 May 6, 2016