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Lung Lotion

While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.
Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.
by ITG11 July 7, 2016
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Lip lotion

Cum that a person rubs on their lips, after recieving a facial.
by Maverick Murdered Goose June 4, 2015
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lotion

your mom when i- when your- when your mo- when- when your mom- when i and your- when your mom and i- when when WHEN
per 1: I bought this new lotion at bath and body work-
per 2: when your mom- when your- when your - when your mom and i- me when your mo- when your mom and me- when your- when your mom-
per 1: please stop
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.
He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.
by Sewpz February 27, 2020
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Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011
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Austin Lotion

a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet
by hectorodee December 22, 2023
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Lotionized

when your body produces lotion
my body is lotionized like a babys ass
by Lotion26 September 19, 2023
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