half-puerto-rican 32 year old who blabs on and on about being from humble beginnings but really went to private school and when she was 16 she was getting dance lessons from the same people who train broadway stars....
Nice arse tho.
Nice arse tho.
by Snowy (formally Kilo Lobo) August 26, 2003
Get the Jennifer Lopezmug. A "Filthy Lopez" is a Portuguese equivalent of the more common Dirty Sanchez.
A considerable degree smuttier than its Mexican cousin a "Filthy Lopez" additionally involves the use of Peri Peri sauce in the Dirty Sanchez act.
A considerable degree smuttier than its Mexican cousin a "Filthy Lopez" additionally involves the use of Peri Peri sauce in the Dirty Sanchez act.
by The Ho Dawg February 26, 2009
Get the Filthy Lopezmug. by buttom bithc May 19, 2010
Get the dirty lopezmug. The opposite of a Dirty Sanchez.
by bigindian January 8, 2009
Get the Clean Lopezmug. The act of while playing video games with headset (headphones) , you pause to Jack off then go back to playing .
My friends headphone was to loud while he was jackin it ,so he didn't hear the hotel staff walking on his being a No Bueno Lopez .
by Guiltycervantes March 15, 2019
Get the No Bueno Lopezmug. wait who ?
by sayyoullneverletmego February 21, 2022
Get the Jennifer Lopezmug. a short pan person. very kind, loyal, and upbeat. alissa lopez is someone who will offer to pay for you or get you snacks. despite the lastname extremly russian and british. typically spells colour with a u. very good at art and design. someone who has done ur mom
"why do their presentations always look so good?"
"it's cuz they're an Alissa Lopez"
"are you pan?"
"yeah, i kinda got an Alissa Lopez vibe going on"
"are you an Alissa Lopez?"
"HEY!!!! I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!"
"it's cuz they're an Alissa Lopez"
"are you pan?"
"yeah, i kinda got an Alissa Lopez vibe going on"
"are you an Alissa Lopez?"
"HEY!!!! I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!"
by hot_french_cowboy January 20, 2022
Get the alissa lopezmug.