half-puerto-rican 32 year old who blabs on and on about being from humble beginnings but really went to private school and when she was 16 she was getting dance lessons from the same people who train broadway stars....
Nice arse tho.
Nice arse tho.
by Snowy (formally Kilo Lobo) August 26, 2003
A "Filthy Lopez" is a Portuguese equivalent of the more common Dirty Sanchez.
A considerable degree smuttier than its Mexican cousin a "Filthy Lopez" additionally involves the use of Peri Peri sauce in the Dirty Sanchez act.
A considerable degree smuttier than its Mexican cousin a "Filthy Lopez" additionally involves the use of Peri Peri sauce in the Dirty Sanchez act.
by The Ho Dawg February 26, 2009
in the ass on the couch dirty lopez
by buttom bithc May 19, 2010
by bigindian January 09, 2009
a short pan person. very kind, loyal, and upbeat. alissa lopez is someone who will offer to pay for you or get you snacks. despite the lastname extremly russian and british. typically spells colour with a u. very good at art and design. someone who has done ur mom
"why do their presentations always look so good?"
"it's cuz they're an Alissa Lopez"
"are you pan?"
"yeah, i kinda got an Alissa Lopez vibe going on"
"are you an Alissa Lopez?"
"HEY!!!! I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!"
"it's cuz they're an Alissa Lopez"
"are you pan?"
"yeah, i kinda got an Alissa Lopez vibe going on"
"are you an Alissa Lopez?"
"HEY!!!! I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!"
by hot_french_cowboy January 21, 2022
wait who ?
by sayyoullneverletmego February 21, 2022
A predator who likes dancing seductively towards his prepubescent audience whilst simultaneously advertising his onlyfans.
by Balls Obama October 17, 2023