Loner

Someone who has no friends or someone who likes being alone

Dan: She is such a loner Sarah: no she isn't she just likes being alone

by Karen may July 26, 2017

Myspace Loner

Someone who uses Myspace, but gets no views and no interest in their profile, but still updates their activities and mood very often like they have many fans.

Chris: Right lets update the Myspace
(View count:1 (himself))
Chris types: Having a good day in my bedroom. How are we all today?

Myspace Loner

by Mattfox14 July 18, 2009

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

by 10th State of the USA April 12, 2021

LOLert

LOL has become an overused phrase over the internet. Some people say LOL when they don't even think something is funny. They just use it to fill an awkward silence. That is when the word LOLert came about.
LOL-alert = LOLert
This word came about to let people know that someone will be saying LOL repeatedly without actually laughing out loud.

Anne: Are you talking to Mark online?
Kevin: Yes I am, why?
Anne: LOLert watch out!
5 minutes later...
Kevin: You were right, Mark says LOL all the time, even when nothing is funny...

by Sneaky Squirrel September 23, 2009

Loner Boner

When she's "not in the mood".

Man, we were fuckin' all alone at my house.. Lights out.. Under a blanket.. And then I find out I've got a loner boner.

by AviatorsMan October 9, 2008

loner with a boner

a horny guy who has nobody to f*ck.
usually a loner with a boner will be a 40-year-old virgin.

*boy texts girl*
Jonathan: hey jess bby i'm soooooo horny right now so come over and f*ck me hard bitch ;) ;) ;) :*

Jess: ill be at your door in 5 minutes, sexy, horny and ready to fuck ;) ;) ;)
Jonathan: woohoo! im gettin laid! maybe im not such a loner with a boner after all :D

by ilovejess:D August 5, 2011

Loler

One who lol's. The common loler often puts the abbreviation LOL at the end of each sentence, weather or not they are laughing. The loler is constantly in a state of lol. They have no idea what L.O.L. actually means. It fills the void between the last word in a sentence and the period. Lolers are often hated among the common people and, if met, should be punched hardily in the face and intervention should follow.

Person 1: Dude i was talking to Kat’s boyfriend. He’s a total loler. i swear there was a LOL at the end ov every sentence.

Person 2: You poor thing. lolers are the worst.

Person 1: Tell me about it. I couldn’t wait to stop talking to him.

by rexi232 August 11, 2010