lone tree

A small boring city, where there is nothing 2 do. And the cops here are retarded and would get shot somewhere else.

Hey lets go to Lone tree, umm how bout not there is nothin to do

by floridabitch March 25, 2009

lonely day

song by system of a down from the album hypnotize

i like the song lonely day

by tae kwon September 13, 2008

fucking lonely

Means you’ve got no one and if you’re older than 14 and haven’t had a bf or kissed anyone yet. Then you’re FUCKING LONELY and probably always will be with your ten cats and 20 dogs

Man 1: hey man. Isn’t that Carl
Man 2: nah bro. Don’t look at him. He is fucking lonely

by Colours and emo September 8, 2020

lonely nap

that nap that you take where the only body-heat source that is available to keep you warm is your laptop computer, and you're not sure if that even counts as body-heat, but also you're lonely and sad and dont even care anymore so you bring your computer with you under the covers and take a nap.

when I took my lonely nap today I had a dream that I made and urban dictionary definition of lonely nap so that's what I did when I woke up and it was nice that my computer was so close to me already because then I didn't even have to get out of bed to make my dream a reality.

by whtvr November 9, 2012

Lone Handshake

The act of male masturbation.

"The other day I walked in on Justin doing the lone handshake!"

by Sir514 August 6, 2010

Forever lonely

When you have never been loved and the chances aren’t looking good.

I am forever lonely

by A_human_person December 13, 2019

Lone-urb

A lonely desperate and needy person who adds their own name to the urban dictionary and clogs up all the options under "vote" section of Urban Dictionary. These lowlifes and attention seeking scumbags usually make things up and exaggerate the truth because they have no friends, no social skills, and need the acceptance of UD to feel adequate.

All these god damn Lone-urbs need to get a life and stop trying to add their name to the dictionary. We're tired of sifting through their wak ass definitions. Everyone knows they're in reality schitzos and weirdos and nobody thinks they're as cool as they themselves do.

by TheDStar April 3, 2017