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Loli Watching

It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.
A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.
by blasphemyislove April 10, 2023
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Loliest Lolis

1) an ancient phrase that is said by a divine french fry
"They’re not the loliest lolis dont worry. I've seen younger"
by lolifandom88 March 29, 2021
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Stalin Loli

Katusha, the Stalin Loli is the tankery commander of Pravda High School.
by Viscount Druitt April 28, 2023
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Loli-pop

a person, (most noticeably ugly bastards) who busts the fattest nut inside of a Loli
"Yesterday i had a Loli-pop, it felt so fucking good

or

wanna get a Loli-pop? I have one at home
by lickmegoodOnii-chan December 12, 2019
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"Son of a Loli" Challenge

An extremely dangerous social challenge. Ones who's consequences are not fully understood; nor recorded. You walk up to the cutest boy you know and pick a verbal fight by looking him straight in his big beautiful eyes, and with nothing buy jealous hatred in you heart say to him "You Son of a Loli".
Dang, Can you believe that Jay Z did the "Son of a Loli" Challenge to Justin Timberlake?!
by Gemini Virtue August 8, 2021
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Loli

Okay guys, let's be real, we all know what it is, but for this who don't know
Loli is 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶
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Loli Watching

It's similar to people watching, or bird watching. The last two are things you do when you're an old gramps who doesn't know how to use internet or smart phones, & who's life is incredibly boring... But with loli watching, anyone of any age can enjoy. Some even find it more enjoyable than surfing the web. Like bird watching, cameras & binoculars are optional.
Guy 1: "Hey brah, wanna go to the local public pool to do some loli watching?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"
by Woke&Broke March 7, 2024
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