Lozzard

Lozzard - Female - a person of extreme awesomeness, certainly one of a kind.

Always has the men wanting her, due to the fact of being a total babe !

Artistic, gentle, kinda querky and quick witted will always a have a funny come back to any situation.
They also have these weird super powers, where you can never get angry at them with out laughing.

lozzard - magical super being
also known in an expression of - omg that was so Lozzard

by jocelyn_the_vampyress February 28, 2011

lizard squire

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth

shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard

by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee May 4, 2014

lizard pussy

When a woman's vagina is colder than expected

Katrina had that lizard pussy. My balls froze together

by Jamjam817 April 24, 2018

Lizard

It’s a banana and it has arms and legs and it talks.

Cool Dude: oh my god look it’s a lizard
Fever drem gurl: banana man

by Fever DremGurl July 28, 2019

Lizard licker

A phrase you call a fiend addicted to any hard drugs

Ex. Opioids, Promethazine, Codeine, Heroin, Cocaine
All of these give fiends the dry mouth, lizards are dry. Thus, Lizzard Licker

Them boys be on them perky’s and them xannies, they some lizard licker’s !

She looks like she a lizard licker.

by Trey ReasoNz February 12, 2022

sock lizard

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

by Tehanti January 23, 2009

Lane lizard

Person that will drive in the passing lane the same speed or slower than the normal travel lane.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a lane lizard that refused to move over for faster traffic.

by Seymour Kooch September 9, 2015