Hot Lettuce

The way your genitals feel when you have to pull your underwear up quickly in the middle of a hot, wet sex session to avoid being caught.

My girlfriend and I are sitting here with hot lettuce since my mom came home early.

by Arrowhead 6 November 3, 2019

lettuce-sauce

Synonym for "salad dressing".

A sauce applied to lettuce and other greens. Word usually used during moments of extreme idiocy.

Can someone pass the... erm... lettuce-sauce?

by Lepidus April 8, 2007

foot lettuce

A tasty snack that grows in between your toes.

THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEBODY ELSES foot lettuce.

by diabetes ) December 6, 2018

Surprise Lettuce

The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.

Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.

"I just got some surprise lettuce in my quesadilla, yum!"

by Jenna LO February 11, 2013

Lettuce muncher

A lettuce muncher is a vegan. But not just any old kind, no the worst of the worst. Getting called a lettuce muncher is a pure insult. A lettuce muncher are the kinds of vegan that protest in the streets saying shit like ‘it’s not food, it’s violence’. Lettuce munchers are a pest to society and need to be taken away.

Fuckin’ lettuce munchers protesting shit again!
Someone give that lettuce muncher a steak, it might put some sense into em’!

by Coolo420 April 18, 2019

lettuce cut

Term used for when a woman has plastic/reconstructive surgery of her labia, to reduce the external excess skin.

Look at that pussy! She needs a lettuce cut!

by Acquiesce January 2, 2006

Lettuce Prey

An elite CBer from Hawaii. Can often be found spamming the Chatterbox and/or Art Freebies.

Oh wow, I sure wish I had as much CB rep as Lettuce Prey.

by A CBer November 28, 2009