leather fart

The noise produced when one's rump rubs against a leather surface (i.e. a leather couch).

"Dude, did you just fart?"
"Nah, I just leather farted."
"Aight."

by Jacquie B. June 4, 2007

Lather

The lather effect is a drinking term that stems from a shampoo analogy. When you shampoo your hair the first time it takes a large palmful of shampoo to create a nice lather. However, after a quick rinse it merely takes a little drop to gain a full healthy lather. Similarly, if you drink hard the night before, it only takes a very small amount of booze to get you ripped the next morning.

This bloody mary has me all lathered up this morning.

RIDE THE LATHER!

by svenderburgh August 24, 2010

leather daddy

A leather daddy is another word for a dominator

"suck my dick bitch"
"yes leather daddy"

by NotAWhore November 1, 2013

Leather Flaying

Sitting on leather seats with bare skin on a hot day is asking for trouble. When you attempt to rise from the seat, you have to rip your skin from the surface that it has practically merged with, thus giving yourself a painful Leather Flaying experience. If you're lucky, you won't have made full body contact. Having sex on a leather sofa is a big mistake. 50% of the gasps and moans will be of pain as you tear your body away, leaving 6 layers of skin behind.

"Your back looks all sunburnt, Jim"
"It's not, I was shagging Vicky on the sofa and got a serious leather flaying"

by MagickDio March 7, 2010

Leather dick

The part of a soft leather belt that hangs down in front of a man's pant zipper; usually 3-6 inches of excess belt due to either the man's laziness or cheapness to buy a correct-fitting belt.

Jim came out of the bathroom and forgot to tuck his belt into the belt loop, which resulted in an impressive six inch leather dick.

by Twogeniuses September 25, 2011

leatherclad

A superhero so unique and so awesome you'd want to throw yourself off a building with a nuke in your backpack just to meet him. He wears a gimp mark and several bondage s&m type items as his uniform and carries 2, yes TWO 18 inch rubber dildos as weapons. His adventures can be found on YouTube created by a man known only as Lordofquim. Makes kickass look like kindergarten!

Faster than a speeding butt plug.
stronger than a double strength Viagra.
Not quite able to leap tall buildings, but he will twat you with a huge rubber cock!

He is... Leatherclad!

by justafan72 October 2, 2013

Malice in Leatherland

A kickass Splatter Funk band made up of Basim Usmani on fretless bass and vocals, Mike Orifice on guitar and Lindsay Champagne on drums. Go check them out.

"Need a hand? I won't refuse!
To help you, help you
Tie the noose
Kick the chair to let you loose
Oh my dear my heart beats true
As you as you swing'n swing'n swoosh"
-suburban holocaust

by ClockworkRose December 19, 2004