Hunter Laserna

known for being the hostess with the mostest, a hunter laserna is someome who serves up entertainment at all time. you can count on a hunter laserna to go the extra mile anytime anywhere. it is also good to know that a hunter laserna will never back down. tell him you've always wanted a pet and he'll make sure an entire dog pound shows up in your front yard within 2-5 business days

person 1: I heard you got shot with a nerf gun on the lake
person 2: oh yeah, i told hunter laserna he couldn't do it and then he showed up with a speedboat

by hooooont October 21, 2020

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.

Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.

by Opinionated Webster June 2, 2016

glaze the lantern

An activity in which mostly gay men participate, in which a man busts a nutt on another mans penis.

“Hey fellow homosexual. Do you want to come to my place and glaze the lantern?’

‘Hell yeah! I love nutting on other dudes cocks.”

by notagay_420 December 4, 2018

laser pointer

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.

DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.

by silvermanblue October 7, 2007

Chocolate-Laser

When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.

The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".

by Boxhead for C.T.H October 8, 2004

sack-o-lantern

A sack-o-lantern is when you place your ballsack on someones head and shine a flashlight through them.

Shut up or I'll sack-o-lantern you!

by Necroscope March 30, 2005

lasersharking

Combining two things that are cool on there own to make something stupid.

like Dr evil wanting, sharks with Freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!

guy 1: "I have the best idea EVER! Picture this PIRATE NINJAS!"
guy 2: "Now thats just lasersharking."

by alex the greater November 30, 2006