Hard and Lard

Hard Hot guys the like to fuck Fat Chicks. This is an old saying from the 90ies.

Hard hot guys that like Fat chicks. Hard and Lard

by Millannium April 17, 2009

Lard Stick

A really fat person

Look at that Lard stick, he's so fat

by yourmom May 26, 2003

Lord Lard

Defines someone who is the king lard. They allow everyone to do stuff for them because they are Lord Lard. Everyone bow to them because they are the most comical and amazing in the room.

Look it’s Lord Lard sitting on her lap. Lord Lard! Lord Lard!

Let’s go get Lord Lard something to eat they need their protein.

by Whitkinster June 18, 2019

lard arse

fat arse bum you smell like shit what a wicked web site man

fuk u

by jamestplz March 21, 2003

Tub of Lard Rodeo

Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.

Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!

by BDoom August 03, 2009

Lard Arse

One who is a Belcher, an Ian Belcher

That Belcher is a Lard Arse

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Lard Tunderin Jaysus

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.

Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.

by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011