A big asshole with a big dick. You don't like him, but he is sometimes accepting of you, then he's back to being an ass. He likes bestiality and rapes his mom on a daily basis.
1: Oh man dude, I caught Landon fucking his dog yesterday...
2: Oh fuck, did he get her pregnant?
1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.
2: Oh fuck, did he get her pregnant?
1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.
by Immafuckyourhogassbitch June 08, 2018
Landon is name of the greatest music act ever to perform in the world . . perhaps even the universe , consisting of the 4 most handsome and musically talented males who you could ever be lucky enough to meet .
by God (Jesus Christ) September 22, 2007
by Tsgufcjigchjjb January 17, 2018
Landonism is where we worship my little brother Landon. I showed him Montero and he danced on a small pole.
by Landonism worshiper May 01, 2021
by Garlic Frog December 06, 2019
Landon is the most funniest guy you will ever meet he is caring,sweet,charming. He will always be there for you and never let you go. He is the most hottest guy I ever met. That’s why I am so in love with him.
Landon is my best friend
by Oof_meme March 07, 2019
Landon is an amazing guy,he is sweet,gentle,and kind but usually only to his girl,his queen,his one and only .he has lots of friend but he is very loyal,trust worthy,and handsome some will say differently but you can always depend on him.he's a good drawer,athletic,and boyfriend\husband.also he is usually very tall
JUST DON'T TICK HIM OFF BECAUSE HE DON'T PLAY ....
JUST DON'T TICK HIM OFF BECAUSE HE DON'T PLAY ....
by Ariannabrooks13 September 27, 2018