lachlan

lachlan is a 5' jhit with a 1' sendy bendy. He is retarted and racist but still gives off the impression of innocent. I love lachlan bc he always thinks when your doing smt gay its a joke even if your rlly jus tryna get off on an Irish kid. Super fast but can't push a bar.

"bro did u see lachlan yank his cord at the end of the race?!"
"yo I missed that?"

by lil-riva-vert October 23, 2025

Lachlan Baker

Ranga who gets no bitches. L

Girl: Lachlan Baker is ranga

by I Hate rangas March 28, 2022

Lachlan Haines

His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...

dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*

where are you scooby doo

by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019

lachlan fairbairn

A comedic YouTuber with incredible hair. He looks like Ruel but wears his jeans rolled up at different heights.

And don’t forget what you don’t know, you can’t ever try, what you never knew - Lachlan Fairbairn

by You’re a pseudonym July 30, 2019

lachlan blow

A hairy figure you’ll find around south east Queensland, mostly the Ashmore area. It loves beer and to talk bout how well the jackaroo pushes

Lachlan blow cunt shout us a conneee

by Lachlanappreciationpage February 14, 2019

lachlan johnson

life of the party,awesome,tall

you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party

by dragonslayer101XD October 18, 2018

lachlan urbon

He is hot and sweet. He amazing and perfect.Every loves a Lachlan Urbon. A Lachlan Urbon is athletic and down to earth.

Jessica: who's that?
Emily: It's a Lachlan Urbon

Jessica: Ooohh he's HOT!!!!
Lachlan:Hey girls 😏
Emily: Heyyyy😀
Jessica: Heyyy Lachlan! 😻

by Purpleshirtgirl April 4, 2017