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Lust Muppet

1. Someone or something destined to be in control of someone or something that has perceived itself to be of a higher stature.
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity
That skeezer there aint nothing but a lust muppet baby.

After mom seen my report card she introduced me to a severe case of Lust Muppet
by clichedguy February 5, 2006
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pillow lust

pillow lust is a masturbation technique used when you are angry horny and stack several pillows on top of each other to make violent love to them, using extra pillowcases of course
Hey man, you fuck your pillow last night?

You know it, i got dat pillow lust
by sellthedamnbeast June 2, 2012
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lust affair

1. An affair based in a human's most primal urge.
2. The beginning of a sexual relationship.
Their relationship has just begun. They are in the phase known as LUST AFFAIR.
by DiamondD612003 November 14, 2013
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lust lover

One's sexual partner who is only a play toy. Just hard-core sex, no commitment, no 'real' feelings. Lust lover can also be identified as LL, or L2 when texting.
Jay: What you up to tonight? Do you want to go bowling?
Tony: Oh - just my usually lust lover coming over. Maybe bowling would be a good change!
by Pizzamaster September 14, 2011
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Bus Lust

The infatuation you feel when you start to notice the same hottie every day riding the same mode of public transportation as you.
"OMG I so have bus lust. I see him every day and today he even got off at my stop. I'm in lurve."
by Ian Welles November 14, 2006
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INARTICULATE WITH LUST

To be so sexually aroused that you are incoherent and speechless while typing.
R- Did you see that new pic online of Matthew MacFadyen

J- FKSJFKASJFKASJFM DKNALFA FMAKFPA! I have nothing more to say. I AM INARTICULATE WITH LUST.
by DragonsExist July 21, 2010
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lust puddle

noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.
Oh God, I just melted into a lust puddle.
by augratin April 28, 2007
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