The Sex Lottery is a phrase that describes the process of replying to online posts written by women who and seeking hookups. These types of posts can be found on websites such as reddit. Many men tend to reply to them. Usually, only a small handful of the men who reply are chosen by the women to hookup with, therefore the odds of meeting the women who make the posts are extremely low, hence why it is called the Sex Lottery.
by flowerlilypad October 20, 2022
Get the The Sex Lotterymug. Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
Get the Expired Lottery Ticketmug. a situation in which someone's access to health services or medical treatment is determined by the area of the country in which they live.
Dave: My grandmother has been on the waiting list for a hip replacement for ages, this woman that lives a street away got it in a month, it’s a Postcode Lottery
by TheAnonymousVigilante November 21, 2023
Get the postcode lotterymug. A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.
Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.
by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021
Get the Darwin Lotterymug. You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!
winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!
winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022
Get the winning the lotterymug. The Pussy lottery" is a slang term that implies finding a desirable romantic partner is like winning a lottery. It suggests that finding someone attractive and compatible is a matter of luck rather than effort or merit.
."I feel incredibly lucky to have found the perfect woman online – she possesses a perfect body, a fantastic sense of humor, incredible intelligence, and an amazing personality. All my friends want to bang her, but she's all mine. What a lucky guy I am. I've hit the jackpot. I've won the pussy lottery.
by Jamie Cheese son of the uni December 31, 2024
Get the the pussy lotterymug. by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023
Get the German lottery machinemug.