Lolli-liggy-laggy-logger

When someone gets drunk off of laced lolli-pops then gives you head.

I was at that party last night man, and this sexy girl gave me a nice lolli-liggy-laggy-logger.

by dontshakethejake November 4, 2012

doin a kenny loggins

Expelling solid log shaped excrement from the anus.

Doing a poo

Where’s Frank?

Frank ducked into the bathroom, he’s doin a Kenny loggins

by $tevil February 17, 2021

doggy boggy loggy doggy booby doggy

boojaina dog who is eating a very cute dangling boojaina dog

dog: this very cute dangling boojaina dog looks tasty.. i want a try

*tastes*

dog: ooh tastes like dingleberry
very cute dog: mmnh~ yes!!
dog:i am doggy boggy loggy doggy booby doggy ing this dog

by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023

penis logged

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.

Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged

by Uranyl October 31, 2004

water logging

The act of turning on the sink of bathtub so no one can hear you take a shit. Whether it be in the next room because of paper thin walls or the neighbors in the apartment next to yours.

Taylor: Why did you turn the water on when you went into the bathroom? I know you didn't wash your hands for twenty minutes.

Phil: I was ummm washing my hair.

mark: Admit it you were water logging!

Phil: Alright I drank a lot last night you happy?

by with everything October 30, 2009

logging

beating good debaters in varsity LD

"Oh no--I'm about to debate last year's TOC winner!"
"Good luck logging."

by failure-not September 27, 2009

Logging

Coined in the Season 16 premiere of South Park.

Standing up after you've taken a poo and cutting your poo in half with a stream of urine.

My daddy was a logger, and his daddy before him.

I enjoy logging after a long day of work.

by gustavus August 1, 2012