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malt loaf

Malt loaf has a sweet taste and a chewy texture like very heavy, soft bread. It is made from malt and often contains fruit such as raisins. Many eat it with a spread of butter, chocolate or cheese.
SoreenAunt Ellen's is another brand of malt loafs. Both are produced in Manchester
by dixieheart March 16, 2009
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Chicken Loaf

Australian rhyming slang term. It is a polite replacement for "Fucking Oath"
Do you want a cold beer mate?", "Yeah, chicken loaf i do!" and also "Man its a bloody hot day!" "Chicken loaf, its stinkin' hot!
by Dearie Me April 11, 2011
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spider loaf

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Dinner Loaf

A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!
Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".

Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"
by P8k&& February 18, 2018
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Split Loaf

When you wear a thong and shit in your pants and the shit splits in half.
That thong wearing stripper just did a split loaf on stage.
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snazzy loaf

A very cute dog that looks like a loaf.
Look at the snazzy loaf waddling down the street!
by He let me call him guppy August 18, 2018
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danger loaf

A danger loaf is a chonky raccoon (basically all raccoons)
Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it
by Bummely bum September 1, 2020
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