Joe plays lacrosse, so his woman shuttles in sandwiches and gives him blow jobs while he plays call of duty.
by laxrgohome111 February 27, 2011
A game originally invented by Native Americans. Involves a "ball", cradled in the "head" of a long, hard, "shaft." Originally intended to demonstrate strength and agility as well as serve as a source of pride to the better team. In recent years, it has become popular, and, contrary to the original intent, has been the patron sport of rapists (Duke) preppies, pussies, and testosterone junkies alike.
laX player: Let's have a party after the lacrosse game and sodomise a single mother trying to support her family by stripping.
normal non-sex ofender: Nah, I don't need to prove I'm not gay. I don't play lacrosse.
normal non-sex ofender: Nah, I don't need to prove I'm not gay. I don't play lacrosse.
by SitreadyRow March 28, 2009
A sport played by real athletes who can take a shove. It takes a lot of skill and athleticism unlike softball or baseball only the realist of badasses play lacrosse
Dude she plays lacrosse that’s badass
I play lacrosse because I was tired of sitting around standing playing softball
I play lacrosse because I was tired of sitting around standing playing softball
by Abby Edgehill August 13, 2018
Lacrosse is a pretty gay sport due to the fact throwing balls at each other (gay). Then other guys catch these balls (gay). and then they do gay stuff (straight)
by XxItsLilSpiffyxX May 23, 2019
The best sport in the world. Lacrosse is played with an stick and a ball. Mostly hot guys play lacrosse and amazing girls
by Heyheybae June 03, 2018
A game played by 1,000's of men, women and children alike. Although many baseball players scrutinize lacrosse because it is apparently for the weak and is unathletic people who fail at other sports, in reality it a large amount of skill and physical and mental toughness to play through a game of lacrosse due to having to run nonstop and being constantly baraded by defenseman. Commonly named as the fast's sport on two legs. It is played in the spring time. Over the past 20 years lacrosse has grown boasting a pro sports league.
baseball player: It takes no skill to play lacrosse
Lacrosse player: Try shooting a ball into a tiny goal with half the goal covered by a skilled goalie
Lacrosse player: Try shooting a ball into a tiny goal with half the goal covered by a skilled goalie
by peteress dommonus August 03, 2015
A sport similar to hockey but in the air, people tend to hate on it because they are unintelligent. It takes some strength and smarts. As of 2019 it is the fastest growing sport. (AKA: Lax)
Guy 1: Dude I think I might try out for the lacrosse team.
Guy 2: Damn you must be tough. Lacrosse is a hard sport.
Guy 1: I’ve been checking it out for awhile now. Lacrosse seems like a really cool sport.
Guy 2: Damn you must be tough. Lacrosse is a hard sport.
Guy 1: I’ve been checking it out for awhile now. Lacrosse seems like a really cool sport.
by natethegreat1030 May 03, 2019