Two ridiculous women who love each other unconditionally and will apparently go to any length to keep each other in each other's "realms." But I want the real thing and that is you in my life as my wife.
by #1Karlyfan January 7, 2023
Get the karly and kristinmug. 
A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.
Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.
My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022
Get the Krusty Kristinmug. by andremedl November 23, 2018
Get the Kristin Zielkemug. sweet, charming, feisty, determined, possessive, successful, caring, giving, controlling, emotional, beautiful, adoring, romantic, easily angry, compassionate, needy, love able, cozy, cute, giggly, jolly, happy, nice laugh, dependable, amazing cook, outstanding chicken out of the crock pot, driven, enjoys the good times, amazing aunt, daughter, and girlfriend, very bright, warm, and extremely committed.
these personality traits above describe the perfect kristin, my perfect girlfriend.
~ your loving boyfriend, robert.
~ your loving boyfriend, robert.
by krisrob December 18, 2021
Get the Kristinmug. Person: Omg Kristine is so dumb
Me: Girl shut the fuck up wit yo nasty ass. You're lucky Jesus is watching cuz if he weren't that crusty wig would be a mop and
you would be the pole.
Me: Girl shut the fuck up wit yo nasty ass. You're lucky Jesus is watching cuz if he weren't that crusty wig would be a mop and
you would be the pole.
by _Kris_Jenner_ June 12, 2023
Get the Kristinemug. by andremedl November 23, 2018
Get the kristin zielkemug.