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kristin

definition 1: kristin- an incubator

definition 2: kristin- a women who left her children eleven years ago, kristin takes 3 years on average to respond to mailed letters. kristin also hides from the government and does not pay child support.
person 1: “where’s kristin?”
person 2: “nobody knows. i wonder if she’s even still alive.”

person 1: “kristin hasn’t attempted to see her children in eleven years… i didn’t know it took that long to get milk from the store.”
person 2: “i heard that (daughter 1) ended up with lots of emotional turmoil following her departure.”
by h0pe92625 November 22, 2023
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Kristin sel

A stunning individual who effortlessly captivates attention with their alluring charm, irresistible beauty, and undeniable confidence. Their mere presence ignites passion and leaves admirers in awe. A sexy girl embodies allure in every stride, turning heads and setting hearts ablaze with their magnetic appeal. She gets u hard with one touch.
by holyguac0 March 6, 2024
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Kristin

Kristin is the most amazing most sweetest person ever! She will always be there for you! She will always make you laugh. If you come across a Kristin, never let her go.
Kristin is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing
by anonymous November 20, 2022
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Kristin Tabor

the most amazing person you will ever meet. a loyal girlfriend, she is there whenever you need her. loves being carefree and caring for others.
that girl is amazing..no that girl is Kristin Tabor
by lalaland573753374374 October 14, 2011
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joan kristine

she's so beautiful in white
1. joan kristine is a cute name
by Jairelle September 9, 2021
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Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.
That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?
by WebNinja February 26, 2011
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Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022
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