Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.

Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..

by The truff September 10, 2012

Kristen woodall

Some one who is very sarcastic about coming to partys and is not invited to any partys ever again

-Is she coming to the party

- Idk she is being a kristen woodall

by Gilly Monster September 9, 2010

Kristen Stewart Syndrome

Similar to Nicholas Cage Syndrome but the female version.
"Having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing"

Girl: I think you have Nicholas Cage Syndrome
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl: You don't show any physical emotion
Boy: I think you mean Kristen Stewart Syndrome since she's a girl.

by Tuxxette March 19, 2015

Gross Kristen butt

Gross Kristen butt is an extreme form of cooties that effects girls name Kristen and makes them super needy Harry Potter dorks

Ewww gross Kristen butt!!!

by phrog2011 July 21, 2019

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

by ariklkira November 14, 2012

Kristen Casey

If you are lucky enough to ever meet a Kristen Casey hold on to her and never let her go. Kristen is funny, smart, intelligent, and knowledgeable on a wide range of topics and subject matter. Kristen Casey is one of the most charming, loving, and passionate people. You will find that this Kristen (Casey) exudes sexuality. She will drive you wild. She is very sweet, and tender-hearted. She should always be handled with care. She needs to know she is loved, but she also makes it very easy to love her. Kristen Casey’s are very beautiful physically. But, don’t be fooled, her true beauty comes from within. She shines like a light to everyone she comes in contact. She draws people to her, and can brighten your day with her smile. Kristen Casey, you will often find, are hard workers. She wants to please, and perfect everything she does. She will work tirelessly at whatever she focuses. She does this without seeking anything in return. However, it is so important to let her know how much she is appreciated. If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Kristen Casey, love her with all your heart, and don’t let her get away. She is rare and unique. Some say they are the most beautiful women in the world. Some claim that this has been verified.

You never want to see Kristen Casey leave, but she looks beautiful walking away.

by Jcthomas5000 November 25, 2021

Kristen

Kristen is a baddie,Smart,Kind,funny, girl.
If you are here friends you will always have a smile on your face.
But if you mean and rude to a Kristen you might regret that for the rest of your life,she is a amazing person to have in your life

So treat her right!!!!

Guy one:dang mom I think I am in love

Guy two:Well duhh that’s a KRISTEN every guys loves her

by Teehee meeee December 4, 2020