Killing Midgets

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.

"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"

by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004

Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.

"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

killjoy

Someone who wants to ruin someone elses fun.

The killjoy tattled to the apartment manager, after he saw Mike enter his apartment with a gorgeous woman at midnight.

by Ronald Clifford Buckman August 9, 2003

team killing fucktard

when u kill ur cohorts, team mate, or distraction. AKA, caboose from Red vs. blue

Tucker: You killed Church you team killing fucktard!!!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 2, 2005

killzone 2

an exclusive ps3 tittle that can put any xbox 360 to shame. One of the best looking and fun games out there. It is better that Call of Duty, and Halo. A game with an excellent online on psn.

Tyler-"Dude wanna play Halo, or even better COD4"

Me-"Dude fuck that shit, im gonna go play Killzone 2 instead"

Tyler-" That game sucks its on ps3, its in the future and you can't prone"

Me-"wow, great reason. Jealous skirt"

by gamer me March 5, 2009

Buzz Killington

That person. The one who absolutely destroys a good moment by taking a joke too far or bringing up a sore topic. This can be due to the person's character, thick, but well meaning trying to hard to fit in, or it can just be attributed to one being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Jeff: Haha, hey man, that was a funny joke!
James: Yeah, totally!
Jim: I like the part where you say " and THEN!".......... It was great. Just great.
(long, awkward pause)
Jeff: Buzz Killington?
James: Buzz Killington

by Ned the Knight August 3, 2010