Twin Tea Kettle (revision)

when a man is back to back with his wife and sticks his thumb up his own asshole while sticking his index finger up her asshole ( same hand ) as they both finger fuck/jerk themselves off

Dick and Jane were bored at home so a little twin tea kettle (revision) action livend up their night

by Boo Koo Dinero May 30, 2018

Louisiana Tea Kettle

Stiking a red hot cattle brand into a woman's vagina until she screems

Doctor what happend??

louisiana tea kettled... god i'm jealous!

by PinkComet69 August 1, 2008

pot calling the kettle black

A definition my teacher, Mr. Twichell used, to call Nick a hypocrite.

Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.

Real conversation:
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!

by YoItsNat March 1, 2017

"pot calling the kettle black"

u know what it means...

what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."

That is "pot calling the kettle black"

by vouguey February 25, 2008

Kettle Moraine High School

A "Blue Ribbion School District" located in Wisconsin. They have a huge drug problem in their school, every year they have 3 or more students who are or will-be mothers, and have teachers who are there just for the money. They have crappy school lunch (except the sub line) and have the dumbest pass rules ever. ALAC is such a dumb idea, kids never go anyways. Teachers such as Mrs. Weiss, Mr. Daniels and Mr. Weiss-John make going to school a nightmare. THere are some nice teachers, such as Ms. Kean, Mr. and Mrs. Weber, Ms. Kind, Mrs. Race and of course, Farina! But, overall, KM should look at their school and see an EPIC FAIL.

I go to Kettle Moraine High School. I cant wait to transfer out!

by xxCUTxMExx April 22, 2009

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.

Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.

Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2015