the kellening

When an egotistical front man robs 100k from his fans just to fire the band who earned him those fans after the fact.

The downfall of Stacked Like Pancakes and brass rock as we know it.

Man, pancakes were pretty tastey until the kellening happened.

by MaverickLobster October 4, 2018

dirty keldin

When you have sexual intercourse and then hit the bitch like you’re in GTA.

Dude I heard you pulled a Dirty Keldin last night!

by BubbyBoi69 April 16, 2020

mary kellen

Mary Kellen is the kindest girl you know! She is OBSESSED with jewelry, especially woven string bracelets. She has blonde hair and and blue eyes, but Is most definitely dumb. She makes straight A’s and is a good student. If you ever meet a Mary Kellen, make sure you hold onto her!

Person 1: Who’s that girl over there?
Person 2: That’s Mary Kellen, she has the best taste in jewelry!

by łïž May 4, 2020

fw.kelen

never misses 🤷 ♂️

Fw.kelen: Your favorite tiktoker doesn’t miss.

by dababyyeahyeah May 14, 2021

Tenzin Kalden

an incredible person. When you see a majestic, beautiful, funny goddess walking down the street, you can't help but say there goes a Tenzin Kalden. Only one in a million.

Her ass is so fat, I wish I was a Tenzin Kalden
Sex with Tenzin Kalden must be out of this world.

by MarkL5 June 30, 2022

Gabriel kelen

Gabriel kelen is a gay person. He love dicks and boys.

Man 1: "you are soo Gabriel kelen"
Man 2: fuck you

by Tototheman December 21, 2023