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Hurricane Katrina

The conspiracy that was set up by Lake Pontchartrain and the Mississippi River to take back the area between them-New Orleans. Their mortal enemy were the New Orleans levees, which had restricted their area for more than 300 years. The two bribed the Atlantic Ocean to throw a powerful hurricane at the City That Care Forgot. When conditions where right-Republicans in control and global warming rampart, Atlantia threw a powerful hurricane at the Gulf of Mexico. The child was christened Katrina. Unfortunately, Katrina got drunk and killed 10 people in Florida. Then, Katrina sobered up and headed towards New Orleans as a Category 4. It cause hell in NO, but the levees suffered the most and flooded New Orleans, killing 1,500+ people. Unfortunately, all the water was sucked out of New Orleans and now it's just a third world hellhole.
Mississippi and Ponty's plan failed when Hurricane Katrina was
unsuccesful
by kyem2010 October 19, 2005
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hurricane katrina

An excuse for uneducated poor minorities to cry like babies, refuse to help themselves and play the race card. It is not that George Bush hates black people, it is that nobody cares about New Orleans. The retarded mayor of New Orleans complained that the Gov't reacted quicker to 9/11 than Katrina. No shit. New York is the economic nucleus of the country, or arguably the world. New Orleans would not even be on the map if it were not for thier yearly Mardi Gras celebration where low-life women and men occupy the streets, collect beads and drink cheap beer.

What have the inhabitants of New Orleans ever contributed to society. Nothing! They sit around and cash welfare checks and then act like victims of racism because the whole world did not stop to help them. Help yourselves you lazy parasitic goons.
Tyreek: "George Bush aint gonna help us yo"
Moreece: "Maybe we should try to help ourselves"
Tyreek: "Nah homey..let's just sit around, loot WalMart and then call everyone a racist for not helping.
Moreece: "Right on paht-nuh, Hurricane Katrina was created by white people anyway"
by Ken Kaneef August 25, 2006
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Katriel

Katriel is a beautiful girl with a huge smile that lights up the room. She looks like linda evengelista and a model never take her for granted. She has a great ass and tits. Girls want to be her and the boys want to be with her.
Bro 1: heyyy fam you see katriel over there she has such a nice rack
Bro 2: i know i wanna tap that ass so hard
Bro 1: im getting hard just thinking about it
Bro 2: same bro wanna go jerk eachother off in the bathroom?
Bro 1: you know it bro
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Hurricane Katrina

V. (her-ri-kane Cuh-treen-ugh)

When a fan (industrial size preferably) is placed in front of a girl, and a guy stands behind it and cums into the fan, causing a spray effect on any surface including the girl. This move can be used homo sexually too, but...no homo.
Guy 1: hey howd it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: Dude I definitely Hurricane Katrina'd that hoe.

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Guy 1: I'm at the store Buying a fan so i can Katrina my girlfriend.

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Girl: oh, Hurricane Katrina me baby

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Guy in a room full of mean hoes: (in mind) I got a horrible vendetta. ~picks up fan~ Ima Katrina these hoes
by Enyce Dude May 10, 2010
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Katrina BJ

The biggest collective bj ever given in the history of the world. Millions of people received this bj and some unfortunately suffered tremendously from it.
As has facetiously been said before by a friend of mine on his faceboo page, "katrina gave me the biggest blow job of my life. Never will there be another bj exactly like the Katrina BJ"
by Adel7 August 29, 2007
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katriona

she a awsome person. even tho she hated by many but, dont give a fuck. Her bestfrannn is like her sister. yu mess wit her bestfrann she mes wit yu. and she loves having a good time. 4 GANg.
Katriona: y u mad!!
by babygurl123333 May 10, 2018
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Dirty Flying Katrina

When you fuck a woman's anus with a cucumber while listening to Mr. Roboto and then proceeding to make cucumber sandwiches for the girl's waspy parents after she cum shit all over the cucumber.
"Her parents left in disgust and a hurry after a yummy and nutritious Dirty Flying Katrina sandwich."
by Haeden'sKitty March 28, 2009
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