Kalasia

A girl with a big ass and boobs. She is full of herself and sometimes a bitch. She thinks she can do whatever she wants. She is pretty, but not as pretty as she thinks she is. Most of her friends secretly don't like her. She is very popular.

Friend #1: " Damn, Kalasia is being a bitch today!"

Friend #2: " I know! She is so annoying."

by Karry Lung September 21, 2011

Kalam Cosmological Argument

An argument for the existence of God that is ultimately self-refuting.
It states that the universe must have had a beginning because "infinity cannot exist in reality", but then how can God exist?

There are many additional reasons why the Kalam Cosmological Argument fails miserably. Just look them up on the Web if you're interested.

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011

kalambo 02

An online alias used for an extremely lonely and unwitty person; A person to bug on AOL Instant messenger when bored.

Example Conversation:
HIGHLYAMUSED: sup dingdong
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my little snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: you!!!
KALAMBO 02: your mama
KALAMBO 02: i know u r gay
HIGHLYAMUSED: where's the cream filling?
HIGHLYAMUSED: KALAMBO 02<<---ahh, that's the stuff
KALAMBO 02: thats why u dont like britney
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: aww, my little dingdong is so cute when he's weirded out
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my dingdong snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: YOU ARE!!!
HIGHLYAMUSED: in other news, a person by the alias HIGHLYAMUSED overdosed yesterday on carpet cleaners
HIGHLYAMUSED: so, did you like the howler monkey i sent you in the cake?
HIGHLYAMUSED: i thought the thong was a nice touch
*** KALAMBO 02 signed off

by highlyamused November 17, 2003

Kalawiki

A male homo-sapien of mixed nationalities, particularly European. Usually accompanied by a canine companion of the mixed breed/pit bull persuasion. Uncomfortable with pale skin, he has chosen to ink himself. Some call this "tatted up." While incredibly intelligent, he finds much derision from security staff at his continued appearance within staffing of the Holiday Inn. He's not even really Hawiian... He just loves the people and culture of those beatific islands. All together he is just "That Guy."

"Hey, Kalawiki! What's your non-Hawiian name again?"

by curlycarrotcake June 23, 2013

Kalani te ohaere

Kalani is an actual flop. He talks absolute shit and thinks he’s the fucking man , he is also a desperate fuck and will any girl . Most kalanis have a problem were they can’t cum or make anyone else cum . Overall if u meet a kalani make sure to stay because most kalani are fuckwits, liars , annoying , thinks there too shit because they think that everyone is obsessed with and he is a back stabbing bitch

Oi do you know kalani te ohaere , well yeah don’t talk to him anyone because he is a cocky cunt that thinks he’s top fucking shit

by Urlocaltradie566 March 6, 2019

amir karami

Founder and ex ceo of BODY he has a beutiful wife and a sexy son. He suckes at doing push ups. He thinks he is leonardo decaprio and a godfather. He is fat and has a eating disorder.Cool guy

Amir karami ; Dont even ask about my job

by Sikcunt God February 9, 2022

kalanii

A Real nugget head nigga that’s down to ride when it’s drama time

Forrest Whittaker is a real kalanii with that big ass head

by Lilbighomiee January 5, 2018