slaka kitty

n.
1)an animal, typically overweight feline, that has climbed into a box and is unable to perseve the way back out-and thus proceedes to rest
2)a deregatory word for a human, such as a Ceri, used by a goofy human, such as a Ryan.

Wow...he got stuck...what a freaking SLAKA KITTY!

"You should do ur hw stop being a slaka kitty!"

by fo sho my no sho October 21, 2003

Slap the kitty

Slap the kitty is a meaning also known for a women touching the sensitive parts of her vagina to give her a orgasam,squirt,or to make her cum.

Last night I was with Jenna and I slap the kitty and she squirt a lot.

by Mr.Griggle June 1, 2015

Almost as sexy as Kitty

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

by Dave July 15, 2003

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Sphinx Kitty

Shaved Vagina; hairless cooch

I could pet that sphinx kitty all day.

by The_New_Moses June 29, 2009

Shitty Kitty

A very unhappy or disappointing situation. Usually used in conjuntcion with "Sad Panda", Shitty Kitty is a step further down on the unhappy/ disappointment scale.

Tara: "This has been a horrible day!! I hurt my arm at work, then I found out that my boyfriend (whos deployed) wont be able to call me today :("

Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("

Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."

by AeroGirl198457 June 16, 2010

Slap the Kitty

The act of Female Masturbation.

Jenna slap the kitty last night when I was fucking her.

by Mr.Cricket May 25, 2016