nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Refrigerators <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

by deezest March 27, 2024

Kidney Destroyer

A Weapon Created By The Government To Obliterate Kidneys Leaving Nothing But Mush

person 1: ah what a nice day!
person 2:*shoots kidney destroyer*
person 1:Noo! my kidneys!

by gaggliewagglie March 31, 2024

kidney destroyer

A weapon designed by the government (fake btw) to obliterate kidneys leaving nothing but mush

person 1: oh boy what a nice day!
person 2: *fires kidney destroyer*
person 1: nooo! my kidneys

by gaggliewagglie March 31, 2024