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Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025
mugGet the Kidney Stonedmug.

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.
Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!
by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022
mugGet the Kidney bonermug.

kidney damage

Kidney damage has been seen in humans and animals after inhaling or ingesting uranium compounds. Ingesting water-soluble uranium compounds will result in kidney effects at lower doses than following exposure to insoluble uranium compounds. Inhaled insoluble uranium compounds can also damage the respiratory tract.
by Knmagor August 24, 2022
mugGet the kidney damagemug.

Kidney Leak

Urinating in a fashion where no force is needed, its more like a slacking of the urinal tract.
James brown got ridiculously wasted and took a kidney leak outside on the gas meter.
by ravelikeirave May 15, 2011
mugGet the Kidney Leakmug.

goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.
Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??
by deezest March 27, 2024
mugGet the goon kidneymug.

rearranging my kidneys

Graydog was rearranging my kidneys last night. Could also be said Graydog rearranged my pennies last night.
by Oldwomaninshoe December 4, 2021
mugGet the rearranging my kidneysmug.

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