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Jesse

Jesse is one of the most bestest greatest friend you will ever have he is confusing good looking and he will make you feel feeling u have never ever felt he is so amazing he has dark eyes that u can stare into forever if he would let you also he has the most beautiful dark hair that is so soft and all you want to do is play with it but he sometimes probably won't let you anyway it's great to have a jesse in your life
Jesse you are the bestest guy friend I have ever had.
by Carla.ATX.RedRoses March 2, 2019
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Jesse

Likes white girls named savannah, and lives in butler, has reddish black hair, brown eyes and is a back boi. Broken up with a girl, but got together 2 weeks later
Girl(Savannah): Hey Jesse!

Jesse: Sksksk and I oop- Hi!
by AyYoAlex November 10, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse-also known as bear. The sexiest man alive. He is there for you when you need him, he gives the best hugs in the omniverse. He has thpurest heart that would bring smiles. He shows his love in many ways. Has an amazing voice that you could just feel the notes. He always gives the best advice, has the best hair. When he walks into a room everyone turns and smiles, loves the outdoors. Is the best person to be with at scary movies. Is a naturally talented actor. He loves the idea of a southern life. Loves the quote “thats what she said” has the biggest heart for everyone. Knows more than Miccah 10000%. Makes people fall in love. You cant go wrong with Jesses beady eyes. He is my bear and I love him so much so if you steal him from me i will cry.
James: why are you with Jesse
Bunny: easy, because he makes my heart happy he is my heart
by bunnybearr November 23, 2022
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Jess

A slag that attempts to cheat on every man she has. A huge compulsive liar and an attention seeker. If you get this bitch as a partner. You’re either stupid or thirsty
Man 1: i got a girl bruh
Man 2: sweet! Who is it?
Man 1: Jess
Man 2: eww you need to fucking higher your standards, man
Man 1: noo... shes different
Man2: you battered man i got no respect for you no more
by Soldierhero November 4, 2019
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jessed

Getting over-served with alcohol and subsequently drunk dialing all your ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, and friends. Often without realizing you are doing it.
My phone records suggest I got f'ing jessed last night.
by WhistlerVegas2 December 20, 2008
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A Jess

To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.
That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?
by Abernathy April 29, 2008
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Jesse

A unique guy,cute, hilarious, tall with pretty eyes. A Jesse is very talented especially in music and is mature for his age. He loves to game and memes. Jesse is very hard to read and not easy to understand, so if you do you will love him. Jesse’s have been through a lot, but overcome it because they are strong. They are loyal friends who will protect you, jesses don’t let a lot of people get close to them so if you are your lucky. A lot of girls are drawn to Jesse, but Jesse only is drawn to one unique special girl rarely. Jesse’s have a great sense of humor that normal people might find weird. Jesse’s are sometimes perverted but only to make you laugh . jesse’s see the deep meaning in things, and try to help others. Jesse’s have a lot of patience , are very kind, generous and are afraid to hurt others ( if you get a Jesse really mad you had crossed a line). If you tell Jesse a secret he will keep it and not tell anyone EVER.

If you get a Jesse as a friend keep them
Jesse is a great person to tell your secrets
by Kpop_love July 26, 2018
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