jens

One who pwns often at CS, also someone who is affliated with the jedi. This creature may posses force powers such as Force First Class and Force Own. May be found cruising in a 1988 corolla lift back listening to gangsta rap.

You know it
They call me jesus

by Steve0... May 3, 2005

Jens

Jens = Surname for boys.
Most Jens's are very smart, athletic, funny and good looking. Some of them can be a walking library. They can be shy but if they like you, they will start to approach you with their kindness. In relationships and friendships, Jens's are really loyal and caring. They will always try to cheer you up if you have a rough time! Most Jens's have a successful life, especially if they do what they love. It can be politics, sports or science - it can be anything they're good at. And they can be really artistic or they can play instruments really well.

Known people who are called Jens:
- Jens Armsted
- Jens Bergensten
- Jens Eriksen
- Jens Gad
- Jens Otto Krag
- Jens Lehmann
- Jens Sparschuh
- Jens Stoltenberg

Jens is a cool guy.

by Jens Surname February 20, 2014

Jenious

Jenious with the capital "J" is a dummie. A Jenious is a retard. Usually hangs out outside of the school doesn't go to class cause was so stupid that they didn't relize that Jenious is the opposite of genious.

Father- Son you are so fucken smart you must be a Jenious!
Son- Wow you are so cool dad.
Father- With a capital J buddy.

by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009

Jensen

A Jensen is a girl who is beautiful. wonderful, amazing, and sweet. She is one of the best people you'll ever meet because she cares and is such a good friend, to everyone! She hates scary movies, but loves using her pedophile face. A Jensen is someone you need to be friends with.

Person 1- "Who is that girl using that creepy pedophile face?"
Person 2- "Thats a Jensen!"

Person 1- "Jensen is so sweet!"
Person 2- "I know, I'm glad I'm her friend!"

by Jensenstwinzy<33 January 2, 2012

Jenson

Rich, Caring person, addicted to Xbox and memes. Constantly pulling people, but not just because they have money.
Sexy individual. Smart in the Laws of Physics. Detective.

Ayyyyyy, bro your such a Jenson!!

by TopShagg3rWILLNE November 24, 2018

Jens Jackhammer

This is a sexual act that is usually between a male and a female, although it can be between any two individuals. The main goal of this sex move is full penetration. To perform this move both parties must being willing to withstand an amount of pain that would probably resemble being poked in the eye, hard. Also, they have to be somewhat athletic and decently limber. If they meet these sex regulations an amount of great pleasure can be ascertained, obviously by both parties. To perform a Jens Jackhammer one has to have access to bunk-beds that rise at least 6 feet in height, a cushy beanbag-esq chair, and a healthy sexual desire. The set-up is as such: once both parties are down to the nakedness that is the human being, traditionally, the male counterpart set himself up on the top bunk bed fully erect. The woman then gets into the spread eagle position, a most vulnerable position. Once they agree to perform this act, usually a "1, 2, 3, fuck me!" would suffice, the man launches himself off the top bunk aiming his erect penis straight into the woman's vagina. If successful, the main would have his whole erect penis inside the woman, thus experiencing full penetration and a feeling those two individuals will share the rest of their lives. This move is only recommended for those who meet the requirements above and are not faint of heart.

Jens and his lover at the time were really horny and regular missionary style was not doing it for them. So Jens suggested they do his patented move the Jens Jackhammer. Being really really horny his lover agreed and the pleasure they felt after the pain she received that is Jens cock was unbelievable and never felt before.

by Sambergler February 22, 2009

Jensen

A stoner...weed all day everyday

Dude, I'm becoming a Jensen.

by whaaaaaaa July 21, 2009