The Lies of the Jedi

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.

Anakin: "I see through the lies of the Jedi."

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

Jedi Mind Meld

A failed attempt by a politician to gain some credit with scifi fans by butchering some phrase from a fictional univeres. A form of Palinpropism

Mr. Obama: <boring political talk/> "We need a jedi mind meld with the republicans 'America shall live long and prosper for this is not the budget you are looking for"

Joe Biden: "Oh no you didn't"

On the other side of the galaxy
Captian Kirk: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force......<pause/>, as if the president said something dumb <pause/> and <pause/> millions of nerd voices suddenly cried out in laughter and suddenly started making new memes. <long pause/> I fear something terrible has happened."

by Darth Spock March 8, 2013

sexual jedi

a jedi that can pleasure a woman in under 5 sec.

basically all the jedis are sexual jedis

by young_Wetzle March 25, 2010

Jeniece

hot

my wife is pure Jeniece

by dadof7 February 5, 2010

accidental jedi

Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.

Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.

by dr. jones PH Dizzle September 17, 2013

Jedi Realism

1) A group of individuals who believe in the Force.
2) A group of individuals seeking spiritual and personal development in an effort to affect the world around them in positive ways.
3) A group of diverse individuals believing Jedi Realism as either a way of life, philosophy or religion.
4) Beliefs springing from the ideas spun by Joseph Campbell, with George Lucas' terminology

Temple of the Jedi Order
Temple of the Jedi Force
Force Academy
Jedi Sanctuary
Institute for Jedi Realists Studies
Order of the New Dawn
Jedi Resource Center
Jedi Realism

by RanSpirits November 6, 2009

The last jedi

A Star Wars legends book, not that shitty movie

John: I like the last Jedi
Jack: WHAT!?
John: the book you idiot not the movie

by xX__swÂgkillęR_69_420_666__Xx July 31, 2020