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Jakobe

an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.
"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"
by vera-vera August 30, 2022
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Jakob

(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.
Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”
by Armenianthief January 25, 2023
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Jakob

tall super tall guy who’s also known as the hard carry and the txt stan
Jakob: My name is Jakob.
Person: You must be a hard carry and the txt stan!
by gwendoleen November 17, 2021
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jakob

a pussy who likes to cancel ppl and has too many second chances. he is gonna burn in hell
that person is a jakob
by twinxkk December 20, 2022
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Jakob

Jakob (V) an almighty god
it looks like Jakob is here
by church person January 28, 2022
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Jakob

This might be a VERY ACCURATE description of him.

Jakob is a gentleman/sigma male, he is like TRISTAN TATE. He's charming, handsome, intelligent, authentic and has good manners. Jakob, during his teenage years may be very mature for his age, compared to many other teenagers. Unfortunately, He may have gone through very Stressful periods in his life, where he may be Depressed and Emotionless. But is an Overcomer, and can TRANSFORM his life. He is Fearless, Quiet, Thoughtful, Chill, very Introspective, Humble, Determined, Loyal, Merciful, brutally Honest, not argumentative, and artistic in a unique way. He can see everything in life from multiple perspectives. He has a pure heart, and has good intentions for everything that he does in life. He is very patient with everyone, and deeply empathetic. He knows everything and everyone, no joke. He is the type of guy that would know a LOT about you, even if he never talked to you. He's able to hold things to himself, or keep a secret, not a blabbermouth. He is very athletic and strong. He may embody, both introvert and extrovert qualities. If he was very quiet, in a period of his life, he may have evolved to become more social/charismatic. His type of humor is being stereotypical, like making an accent, or being so bluntly honest where others may find it funny and agreeable. His MBTI(personality-type) is most likely ENTP or INTJ. An INFJ, INTJ, would both be very good partners for him if he is an ENTP.
Jakob is a Wonderful young man.
by He is HIM!!! December 13, 2024
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Jakob

Jakob is a River
Jakob is a free water River
by Chirs is a Nazi January 31, 2019
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