On Jah

it means on god, but using the rastafari term jah instead of god. or its referring to xxxtentacion the rapper

"I fucking hate you on jah"

by lolololololololololololololoI May 19, 2021

Jah

Jah is a loyal nigga who likes to get cash and fuck bitches with no strings attached juuuuu hurrddd

Jah fucked your bitch

by Posited November 23, 2021

Jah’s Dad

Fatass Muslim’s kid’s big daddy who has weak knee’s

I found Jah’s dad

by Champ3214 April 26, 2022

jassiem/jah

the best skater to ever live ever unstoppable and can do the impossible simply just a real ass nigga

that kid is on some jassiem/jah shit

by the best ever to live November 22, 2021

Jah

Usually has a huge cock. Always making jokes. Generally a fun person to be around.

Wow a Jah!!

by Jst.keyshia April 15, 2022

The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021

cloudy/jah

the person who will listen to you till the day ends who will have open ears for you, a person that reminds you of the rapper XXXTENTACION who has sadly passed away. if your one of cloudys friends, he loves you a lot and your lucky to have him.

cloudy/jah: im sad

XXXTENTACION: were in this together brother

by theboywhowillexist October 2, 2022