Jabroni

1. One who is supposed to provide pizza, but doesn't produce the goods.

2. One who fails to live up to their pizza responsibilities.

Also known as an Anchovy Jabroni or Pepperoni Jabroni

Challen's getting the pizzas.

Pfft! As if. You leave it to that dick bunny and you'll end up with diddly jack shit.
F'ken Pepperoni Jabroni!

by Electric D August 17, 2004

jabroni

Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times, as referred to by Woody Paige on the television program 'Around the Horn.'

Jabroni you don't know what you're talking about!!

Jabroni, how come I always have to straighten you out?

by Adam Monk June 15, 2004

jabongga

to squueze the breast
the act of squeezing

by baddburn July 22, 2003

jaboobly

otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.

'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'

by Brad March 7, 2005

Jabroni

A parker, a fool, a dumbass that should frigg off.

Jeez that guy is a jabroni, he is almost a parker.

by Parker Kitze April 30, 2016

Jaboo

The paranoia or physical sickness when you smoke too much weed

“Oh my God, I think I have the jaboo.”

“No! Not the jaboo! You should’ve just passed the blunt”

by Vernell January 18, 2018

Jabroni

Someone who regards themselves as a badass when in reality is a jackass.

Friend 1: Wow, that guy on that mini bike is sick huh?
Friend 2: Such a jabroni. Looks like a complete tool

by septembanovemba January 22, 2020