Imagine the simpiest of simps times 1652. He eats fat shit every day of his life and should not live in the mortal coil called earth. He also acts super cool and thinks he is too when in all actuality hes a lil bitch nigga.
by FNDSFDSHJFHDSJAFHDIAHHHFGDJABF April 15, 2020
To get JP'ed is not a funny thing, you will loose all your LP and all of your hard day's work in just mere hours, but the truly horrific thing about getting JP'ed is that you only realize it when its too late, its inevitable and can't be prevented.
You will notice you are getting JP'ed when you hear your Toplaner say that it's "worth" to die for a turret but loose the game, you are getting JP'ed when you loose the teamfight but he got 3 Hearthsteel stacks, you are getting JP'ed when your toplaner picks Master Yi and tells you he will carry. Getting JP'ed is not fun for anybody.
You will notice you are getting JP'ed when you hear your Toplaner say that it's "worth" to die for a turret but loose the game, you are getting JP'ed when you loose the teamfight but he got 3 Hearthsteel stacks, you are getting JP'ed when your toplaner picks Master Yi and tells you he will carry. Getting JP'ed is not fun for anybody.
Person A: "Bro, i stayed up all night to get back to Diamond just to drop back to Plat with 7 looses in a row a day later"
Person B: "Lmao, did you get JP'ed again?"
Person A: "Yeah and he asked if we could duo later again..."
Person B: "Lmao, did you get JP'ed again?"
Person A: "Yeah and he asked if we could duo later again..."
by Pu$$y$läyerXXL January 28, 2023
Jp is this British guy that you end up meeting on some weird app during Covid in 2020 and talk for a lil, then block eventually. He is super hot and funny, has a great penis but refuses to fly to America to see the most amazing hot funny cool smart sexiest woman on the planet.
“Hey is that JP?? I had sex with him last night” … her friend: “yea me too”
“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”
“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”
“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”
“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”
by TruthBeTold9 December 28, 2023
by The_lag_is_real June 29, 2020