by MyNameIsUndisclosed November 8, 2017
Get the Jim's Log mug.Jim Moriarty is the sexiest, most annoying yet badass villain you will ever gaze your Sherlockian eyes before. He is the most evil person ever and he destroys everything but you still love him. Jim Moriarty is the cause of some of the best Fanfictions ever. He is a huge massive bitch but god damnit, he's a sexy mother f**ker.
Jim Moriarty: "Hahaha look I'm evil!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"
by Johnlock_is_Bae October 16, 2015
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That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.
It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.
It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.
Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022
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this man can be seen in the middle of Kildare with the young wans, with a choc ice from the local shop.
an absolute beast, in general. he is Roscommons finest.
this man can be seen in the middle of Kildare with the young wans, with a choc ice from the local shop.
an absolute beast, in general. he is Roscommons finest.
niamh gallagher: ooh im from Donegal
random person: hey niamh do you know Jim Flano absolute unit
niamh gallagher: holy shit
random person: hey niamh do you know Jim Flano absolute unit
niamh gallagher: holy shit
by celtnash April 2, 2021
Get the Jim Flano mug.A law written on a Jim Raynor notepad (comes with the purchase of SC2), if it is broken, then the subject of said law is vulnerable to a lot of shit talking.
This is usually when someone says that they will not do something, but you want to call someone on it in the future.
This is usually when someone says that they will not do something, but you want to call someone on it in the future.
Matt: I'm never going ditch you on Halloween
David: I'm writing that as a Jim Raynor Law
*Next Halloween*
Matt: I'm not gonna hang with you today
David: You broke the Law you goddamn piece of hypocritical bullshit
David: I'm writing that as a Jim Raynor Law
*Next Halloween*
Matt: I'm not gonna hang with you today
David: You broke the Law you goddamn piece of hypocritical bullshit
by TrasheyYew November 9, 2010
Get the Jim Raynor Law mug.The throbbing, burning sensation you get in your ear after a very long phone call from somebody who just won't stop talking- usually called Jim. It is worse when the person on the other end speaks quietly, making you push the phone hard into your ear to listen.
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