Jessica

Jessica is a fucking wood bender and can kill you with a fucking 2x4

Oh shit here comes Jessica, SHE GOT A 2x4!!!

by Timmy6969420 December 1, 2021

Jessica

Jessica is a tan brownish lul shorty who likes to laugh alot also likes to be supportive when she wants to but she one bad ass bitch and she loves hood niggas she's super sensitive and has a bad ass temper don't mess with her manz or she'll come for you she's sexy and has a nice face also a cute ass face

Oh shit look how fucking sexy that baddy jessica is

by Whgwbwma June 23, 2018

Jessica

A beacon of negativity.

Welp, she's being a real jessica right now... she should be more like noah.

by Yellow1234 September 23, 2022

Jessica

A pretty girl with a butt that’s almost as big are her personality. This is a woman that most guys can’t handle. They see her face and then her perfect teeth and don’t know how to handle it.

Guy 1: Damn, you see Jessica today?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean Jess Peach?
Guy 1: what’s with the Peach?
Guy 2: The booty man! Rumor is once you get a taste you be feelin fuzzy all over.

by CollegeBoy1 October 15, 2021

Jessica

she is into sports and is very nice but can be a bitch she is in love with rowandy

Jessica is so hot

by Queen# November 20, 2018

Jessica

Pretty great at listening. Hard to have a bad time. Always fun to hang out with. Great driver even when texting. Incabable of storing any type of body heat. Pronounces pastel weird. Obessed with dinosaurs and comfy hoodies. Plays mostly support. Probably never gonna get out of archon; plays like an immortal. Eats like there's a famine. Mostly survives from multiple servings of take out. Goes great with sour cream, butter, and green onions. "I am an OK person," said by Jessica. Overall, would do it again.

Jessica, where are you going?
Did you use your clarity, Jessica?

by absenceofcolor February 7, 2023

Jessica

a short girl who loves to take it hard.

Zak - wow Jessica can take it hard!

by smerandomguy November 23, 2021