Jesse

Absolute alpha male. don’t try and pick a fight with this guy because he will absolutely rock you. This is the type of guy that will embarrass you in any sport you will ever play. Not only is this type of guy very intelligent, but also amazing looking and could easily steal your girl.

“Bro did you see Jesse destroy that guy in everything he has ever played.” “Yeah bro i saw it”

by Mr.GOAT.. November 24, 2021

Jessing

VERB : to be super excited; basically be adoorrable!; make and execute sudden plans for everyone, thereby creating happy memories; to be cheerful and cheer everyone else around; source of happy vibes

"so what have you been upto all weekend ?"
"Nothing much.. just jessing around"

by guy_beyond the_sky October 16, 2016

Jesse

Likes white girls named savannah, and lives in butler, has reddish black hair, brown eyes and is a back boi. Broken up with a girl, but got together 2 weeks later

Girl(Savannah): Hey Jesse!

Jesse: Sksksk and I oop- Hi!

by AyYoAlex November 10, 2019

Jess

A slag that attempts to cheat on every man she has. A huge compulsive liar and an attention seeker. If you get this bitch as a partner. You’re either stupid or thirsty

Man 1: i got a girl bruh
Man 2: sweet! Who is it?
Man 1: Jess
Man 2: eww you need to fucking higher your standards, man
Man 1: noo... shes different
Man2: you battered man i got no respect for you no more

by Soldierhero November 4, 2019

jessed

Getting over-served with alcohol and subsequently drunk dialing all your ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, and friends. Often without realizing you are doing it.

My phone records suggest I got f'ing jessed last night.

by WhistlerVegas2 December 20, 2008

A Jess

To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.

That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?

by Abernathy April 29, 2008

Jesse

The best boy in the in the world he is handsome. he can get all the girls he want but he's not a hoe just letting you know so have fun if you can get close to him it's awesome everyone Loves one

Jesse is the most handsome boy ever!!!

by Kid kurk April 11, 2017