Jeez Crisp

A bizarre or funny exclamation clone of Jesus Christ, it is used when someone saw something disgusting that makes them lost faith in humanity.

Person 1: * Shows a very shocking fetish content *
Person 2: Jeez Crisp, that's disgusting!
P1: IKR, makes me lose my faith in humanity.
P2: Me too.

by Ronald Lee June 9, 2021

Jeezless Christ

For people who are not of a religious faith, Jeezless Christ is a word to say in place of Jesus Christ when something shocking happens.

Jeezless Christ what happened to you?
Jeezless Christ that spider was ginormous.

by Crazy Julie 51 November 9, 2021

Jeezaloo

Combination of the cusswords JESUS and LUCIFER. When your inner true neutral is pissed off at both sides.

Jeezaloo, did you see the clusterfuck at the abortion clinic?

by shamanicPryde November 10, 2021

Jeezerwink

A jovial sounding term used to deceive another person regarding the timeframe required to complete some action; especially when the actual timeframe is extensive or unknown.
(Note: There is currently no word in the American lexicon to address this common situation).

(Etymology: Jeezer- The root of the word hints that the timeframe is short and is intended to ease any worries regarding a lengthy timeframe. Wink- is intended to imply jest and acknowledge that the timeframe is extensive or unknown).

1. The General announced that the troops will return in a jeezerwink. 2. Honey, I'm going to meet some friends for a beer and I'll be home in a jeezerwink.

by Bionicbob January 15, 2022

jeezum peas

a way of expressing shock, disbelief, or exhilaration

jeezum peas why’s he preeing so hard like he doesn’t have a girl

by bod gyal d October 16, 2022

Jefezhai

A YouTuber who has a penis the size of a atom who makes retro bowl content that is mostly him winning and being like too easy or losing a throwing a temper tantrum but still makes people laugh harder than watching a kid fall over or watching 6ix9ine try to rap and his mom thinks he is a failure because he not doctor

"OMG Jefezhai just posted retro bowl #69 let's watch it"

by Kidwithnolife69lol January 7, 2023

Jeezus

A way of expression shock, anger, or annoyance to a person, thing, event.

Jeezus! You scared me!

by I Lac Cheese March 12, 2023