jedi breskvice

jedi breskvice is a blakan slang used me and my friend. It means: Life is short, you just keep eating peaches.

person 1: Život je kratak bralee al ti samo jedi breskvice.
person 2: Adila, this is such a good advice, I will.

by How yoz doin November 8, 2021

jedi arts

The arts of the Jedi, usually involving lightsaber combat

You fool! I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku!

by Memester David April 17, 2017

Jedi Redeye

A sexual move that occurs when a glow stick is taped to the penis during anal sex thereby creating the appearance of a light saber.

"Her butt was so tight I had to use the force to give her a good Jedi Redeye."

by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018

jedi chillen

Chillen to the point where you are so chill that you are the illest of the chillest. People who jedi chill usually have no life what so ever

Dude, he's been jedi chillen all week. He's like a vegetable now.

by jeffreydahmer May 17, 2009

jedi rep

When your lifting weights and you struggle to get those last few reps in on your set so you use your extreme mental power to push your body past the point of failure.

Your muscles start to give out and you cannot finish the rep without help in desperation and with crazy awesome mental skill you use your mind to push your muscles past the point of failure and to finish the REP .OH WoW IM AMAZING I just did a JEDI REP. Boom !!

by TheBigGer January 16, 2016

Jedi Doug

Guy named doug who played star wars and since has forever declared himself, Jedi Doug.

I am Jedi Doug, feel my force powers baby.

by RiddleSucks September 27, 2003

Jedi Queef

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.

"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"

by PB+J March 23, 2009