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Bangor Jedi

A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.
Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.

Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
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jedi arts

The arts of the Jedi, usually involving lightsaber combat
You fool! I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku!
by Memester David April 17, 2017
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jedi chillen

Chillen to the point where you are so chill that you are the illest of the chillest. People who jedi chill usually have no life what so ever
Dude, he's been jedi chillen all week. He's like a vegetable now.
by jeffreydahmer May 17, 2009
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jedi breskvice

jedi breskvice is a blakan slang used me and my friend. It means: Life is short, you just keep eating peaches.
person 1: Život je kratak bralee al ti samo jedi breskvice.
person 2: Adila, this is such a good advice, I will.
by How yoz doin November 8, 2021
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jedi rep

When your lifting weights and you struggle to get those last few reps in on your set so you use your extreme mental power to push your body past the point of failure.
Your muscles start to give out and you cannot finish the rep without help in desperation and with crazy awesome mental skill you use your mind to push your muscles past the point of failure and to finish the REP .OH WoW IM AMAZING I just did a JEDI REP. Boom !!
by TheBigGer January 16, 2016
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Jedi Doug

Guy named doug who played star wars and since has forever declared himself, Jedi Doug.
I am Jedi Doug, feel my force powers baby.
by RiddleSucks September 27, 2003
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Jedi Queef

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.
"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"
by PB+J March 23, 2009
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